what's up bros. Just figured I'd give you all a little laugh. Last night went out with the wife, big romantic date downtown. we dont get out much, damn kids. anyway, we go to a nice restaurant, good steak..yummmm. couple glasses of wine, little frisky at the table. sounds like the beginning of a very good evening right. so anyway we go to leave and while waiting for the valet to return with our car I hear some chick yellling for help. So big dummy that I am I walk around the corner to see whats up. Here I see some f@@king p@ssy beating on this chick. I start running over, yelling. the little bastard takes off. So here I am in my sunday best running down the streets of Philly chasing some wife beater. well I catch the guy, now the fight is on. he was a little wiry f##k, so I am not to worried. we are on the ground, which is my favorite place for this sort of thing. so I get him "under control" lol. next thing I know some big gorrilla with a full head of steam crashes into me. right into my neck and shoulder. It was a cop, came up on us and not knowing what was going on thought I was assaulting the guy. now I got this big ole' glock pointing at my face, i'm pissed, adrenaline pumping along with just a little test......lol. and this cop wants to cuff me. long story short after about 10 minutes of fast talking by me and my wife, the cop backs off. thank god they were able to find the chick that this dude was beating on otherwise I probablly would have gone to jail.
so now my "date" with my wife was ruined my best suit was trashed and my fucking neck and shoulder are killing me, cant work out......what was I thinking?? should have just got in my car, got laid and went to sleep.......what the fuck!!!
so now my "date" with my wife was ruined my best suit was trashed and my fucking neck and shoulder are killing me, cant work out......what was I thinking?? should have just got in my car, got laid and went to sleep.......what the fuck!!!