Last night I had the goofiest dream.
I dreamed that I was competing in the NPC collegiates. I didn't even train or diet for it i was very small and fat. no posing routine or anything made up. but for some reason i was there and was competing. all of the other competitors were massive, one of the compeitors was Dexter Jackson. i didn't even have posing trunks and was trying find a pair before the show. I was running around frantickly dreading having to compete. All my family and friends were there and i didn't know what to do. I saw PUMPPUTNAM there wearing an Atlanta Falcons Jersey looking BIG as hell, i tried to say HI, but he said get lost fag and threw me across the room, hahaha. I was eating pizza and drinking pop i put my fake tan on and my skin turned yellow.
luckily i woke up shortly after that i never had to go onstage
LOL
I dreamed that I was competing in the NPC collegiates. I didn't even train or diet for it i was very small and fat. no posing routine or anything made up. but for some reason i was there and was competing. all of the other competitors were massive, one of the compeitors was Dexter Jackson. i didn't even have posing trunks and was trying find a pair before the show. I was running around frantickly dreading having to compete. All my family and friends were there and i didn't know what to do. I saw PUMPPUTNAM there wearing an Atlanta Falcons Jersey looking BIG as hell, i tried to say HI, but he said get lost fag and threw me across the room, hahaha. I was eating pizza and drinking pop i put my fake tan on and my skin turned yellow.
luckily i woke up shortly after that i never had to go onstage
LOL