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I've been in several relationships, including one marriage and for about 22 years, I've also interacted with several women from all over the world, including the UK, Canada, Mexico, Colombia, Korea, and the U.S...
I've come to discover a pattern between most of them... What really compelled me to write this was that my brother was telling me about a girl that he's gettings serious about... It made me see a pattern that a lot of women use, it seems very well orchestrated... I may be off on this, but for some reason almost every girl that I've ever encountered has used a similar pattern...
So based on my observations, the following is the manual as I believe that it reads...
I'm Calling this
"A Woman's 7 steps to a successful marriage"
Step I. Right off the bat...
Tell him that for some reason you can trust him and that you've told him more than your closest friends... Not sure why, but he seems different... (Even if you've just met or have only spoken on facebook...) <(This one is VERY COMMON)
- Tell him something traumatic that's happened (usually) as a kid... i.e. being molested, raped, abused, kidnaped, jailed, etc...
NOTE: IF YOU'RE A VIRGIN SKIP FROM THIS POINT TO NUMBER IV.
(BUT AT LEAST SAY THAT YOU WERE FELT UP BY EITHER YOUR STEPDAD, UNCLE OR BROTHER)
- Tell him what kind of a loser, jerk, total garbage asshole your ex-boyfriend or husband was... How he beat and cheated you, He was absolutely clueless in bed and has a tiny wiener with no sex drive... Drug addict, gambler, drunk, etc... (make it good, don't hold back either!)
- However, you were engaged to the love of your life, but he was killed in either an accident, was shot or whatever you think sounds most exciting and sad at the time...
Step II:
- Tell him how you feel safe with him...
- Already have feelings for him...
- He's the absolute best lover you've ever had...
- With the biggest penis you've ever seen in real life...
- He's the only one who ever made you orgasm in your life... (but for the first two weeks tell him that you're incapable of having an orgasm through regular intercourse) (very imortant)
Step III.
1. Initiate sex with him as much as possible, as if he's completely irrestible...
2. Cook and clean for him, watch all of his favorite shows and sports...
3. Find out what he likes and like it too...
4. Be on your best behavior and under no circumstance whatsoever, fight with him...
5. Conceal all of your bad habits, but put up with all of his, even say that they're cute...
(Don't worry you only have to keep up 1-5 until you're married)
- Tell him that you don't hang out with too many women; because they're all backstabbing, gossiping, sluts, who can't be trusted to keep their mouths shut and tell EVERYONE everything... The only exceptions, of course, being yourself and all of your friends...
Step IV. To close the deal...
You must create a sense of urgency... You have to get married now, because if you don't you're going to do one of the following:
- Move
- Lose your job.
- Marry Someone else (who you were engaged to before you met him)
- Go to jail
- Get deported
- Die
- Lose your children (if you have any)
Step V. Reverse Psychology
Tell him that you can not marry him because your parents don't like him, nor do any of your friends... They said that he is way too possessive, rude, obnoxious, etc... and EVERYONE thinks that you should break up...
But you love him anyway and that's all that matters to you... So you'll make an exception just this once...
Step VI. Don't forget to use your Secret Weapons
Remember at all times during marriage that guilt and sympathy are your friend...
- Time to let all your bad habbits out...
- Time to show him your real personality... (The one only your mom and the girls at school have seem up to this point)
- Pick up drinking...
- Hang out with your friends, go out dancing, drinking, etc...
- Withhold sex, except for when you really want it... (and can't get it elsewhere)
Step VII. Cashing in
Once you're ready to cash in... (about 10 years later)
- Tell him you can't stand him...
- Don't even let him touch you...
Tell him that your ex wasn't that bad at all and was actually better than him in every way, you two simply "Just grew apart"...
And that's it...
Collect your rewards... Enjoy your new house, if you're still young looking and pretty hot, find another target, but one with a little bit more money this time...
I've come to discover a pattern between most of them... What really compelled me to write this was that my brother was telling me about a girl that he's gettings serious about... It made me see a pattern that a lot of women use, it seems very well orchestrated... I may be off on this, but for some reason almost every girl that I've ever encountered has used a similar pattern...
So based on my observations, the following is the manual as I believe that it reads...
I'm Calling this
"A Woman's 7 steps to a successful marriage"
Step I. Right off the bat...
Tell him that for some reason you can trust him and that you've told him more than your closest friends... Not sure why, but he seems different... (Even if you've just met or have only spoken on facebook...) <(This one is VERY COMMON)
- Tell him something traumatic that's happened (usually) as a kid... i.e. being molested, raped, abused, kidnaped, jailed, etc...
NOTE: IF YOU'RE A VIRGIN SKIP FROM THIS POINT TO NUMBER IV.
(BUT AT LEAST SAY THAT YOU WERE FELT UP BY EITHER YOUR STEPDAD, UNCLE OR BROTHER)
- Tell him what kind of a loser, jerk, total garbage asshole your ex-boyfriend or husband was... How he beat and cheated you, He was absolutely clueless in bed and has a tiny wiener with no sex drive... Drug addict, gambler, drunk, etc... (make it good, don't hold back either!)
- However, you were engaged to the love of your life, but he was killed in either an accident, was shot or whatever you think sounds most exciting and sad at the time...
Step II:
- Tell him how you feel safe with him...
- Already have feelings for him...
- He's the absolute best lover you've ever had...
- With the biggest penis you've ever seen in real life...
- He's the only one who ever made you orgasm in your life... (but for the first two weeks tell him that you're incapable of having an orgasm through regular intercourse) (very imortant)
Step III.
1. Initiate sex with him as much as possible, as if he's completely irrestible...
2. Cook and clean for him, watch all of his favorite shows and sports...
3. Find out what he likes and like it too...
4. Be on your best behavior and under no circumstance whatsoever, fight with him...
5. Conceal all of your bad habits, but put up with all of his, even say that they're cute...
(Don't worry you only have to keep up 1-5 until you're married)
- Tell him that you don't hang out with too many women; because they're all backstabbing, gossiping, sluts, who can't be trusted to keep their mouths shut and tell EVERYONE everything... The only exceptions, of course, being yourself and all of your friends...
Step IV. To close the deal...
You must create a sense of urgency... You have to get married now, because if you don't you're going to do one of the following:
- Move
- Lose your job.
- Marry Someone else (who you were engaged to before you met him)
- Go to jail
- Get deported
- Die
- Lose your children (if you have any)
Step V. Reverse Psychology
Tell him that you can not marry him because your parents don't like him, nor do any of your friends... They said that he is way too possessive, rude, obnoxious, etc... and EVERYONE thinks that you should break up...
But you love him anyway and that's all that matters to you... So you'll make an exception just this once...
Step VI. Don't forget to use your Secret Weapons
Remember at all times during marriage that guilt and sympathy are your friend...
- Time to let all your bad habbits out...
- Time to show him your real personality... (The one only your mom and the girls at school have seem up to this point)
- Pick up drinking...
- Hang out with your friends, go out dancing, drinking, etc...
- Withhold sex, except for when you really want it... (and can't get it elsewhere)
Step VII. Cashing in
Once you're ready to cash in... (about 10 years later)
- Tell him you can't stand him...
- Don't even let him touch you...
Tell him that your ex wasn't that bad at all and was actually better than him in every way, you two simply "Just grew apart"...
And that's it...
Collect your rewards... Enjoy your new house, if you're still young looking and pretty hot, find another target, but one with a little bit more money this time...
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