Your Favorite responses to these common Fucking Anoying Comments

[TooPowerful4u]

Cmon guys, lets hear it. Whats your favorite ways to respond to the top two comments im sure most of us hear? Im looking for some funny or new ways to respond since i hear this so much lol, lets get creative. . .

1. Your only big or you only look like that because of all the drugs you take.

2. I could look exactly like you if i did all the roids you do.

 

[haze324]

yeah but I will be able to kick your ass!

 

[homonunculus]

1. Your only big or you only look like that because of all the drugs you take.

2. I could look exactly like you if i did all the roids you do.

1. Are you telling me that you look like you do b/c of all the drugs you take?...

2. You got it, man. Dead on! So, are you saying I don't need to be packing my meals every morning, force feeding myself, squatting 'til I throw up, eating on a regular schedule, come hell or high water or have any discipline? What have I been thinking keeping a training log and learning all I can about nutrition and exercise science?... Thanks for the help, pardner!

-R

 

[TooPowerful4u]

1. Are you telling me that you look like you do b/c of all the drugs you take?...

-R

LOL keep em comin!

 

[brandonjpowell]

Yea right, I look the way I do because I get up early, eat healthy foods, workout hard even when I don’t feel like it, stay away from greasy foods, and learn as much as I can about diet, exercise. While you on the other hand look the way you do because you sit on the couch scratching your ass, eating chips, drinking beer, while you watch your favorite program all the while bitching about how everyone else is taking drugs to look the way they do. Stop your bitching, get off your ass, and show me you can look like me otherwise shut your mouth and go away!

 

[DIEZEL666]

Cmon guys, lets hear it. Whats your favorite ways to respond to the top two comments im sure most of us hear? Im looking for some funny or new ways to respond since i hear this so much lol, lets get creative. . .

1. Your only big or you only look like that because of all the drugs you take.

2. I could look exactly like you if i did all the roids you do.

1. Your wife/girlfriend wants to fuck me.

2. Your wife/girlfriend wants to fuck me.

 

[Maverick]

1) Well I can see you graduated high school.

2) Not working at 7-11 you won't.






Maverick

 

[nozeryder]

Just this week a co-worker(not a friend) said something like, "I think your're taking steroids", to which I said " you've obviously confused me with someone who gives a shit what you think", and just walked away. Later I approached him and told him that we are just co-workers thats it, not friends, so don't make that mistake or take liberties with me.

 

[gooey]

ha

"mabye u should get some to then some day u may weigh over 150 lbs and u could mistake someone to think that yur a guy"
gooey

 

[bigdan]

i get tired of alot shit i hear I am sure there is alot behind my back i dont hear.
i am 1 week out from show and this girl see me at the gym and tells her boyfriend he could look like me in less than a year. LOL

this girl ask my old training partner do you take steroids his reply "EVERYDAY"

 

[Doggtales]

1. Yeah...so what??

2. Yeah...so what??

 

[BALDNAZI]

haha

#1 "And you look like shit.So whats your excuse?"

#2 "With that attitude Im not worried,you will never look like me"

Although DIEZEL666 responses are hilarious and true.I love it when I meet a friend or somebody and they introduce their wife or girl,and you just know they are eyeing you up and down.Thinking "my mans chest is bonier then my grandmothers,what a pencil neck loser"Haha

 

[G.E.R.M]

...

Cmon guys, lets hear it. Whats your favorite ways to respond to the top two comments im sure most of us hear? Im looking for some funny or new ways to respond since i hear this so much lol, lets get creative. . .

1. Your only big or you only look like that because of all the drugs you take.

2. I could look exactly like you if i did all the roids you do.

this was only said to me a couple of times..

i found that asking them "so whats your point" and then waiting for a response makes them feel stupid as they usually have no follow up to those statements and the silence lets them realize how dumb they are.

 

[BigBoyJ]

1. I've been working out and studying every aspect of exercise science and nutrition for 15 years. Are you really so ignorant and insecure that you need to try to blame your inadequacy and low self esteem on the fact that your girlfriend would rather fuck me than you? Or, does it just make you more comfortable with your own laziness and lack of willpower to think that I only look the way I do because of drugs?

2. If you really believe that then you're EVEN dumber than you look. But if you think it'll help, then get to juicin' boy, 'cause you look like shit.

 

[TooPowerful4u]

Im fallin out my chair laughin and i cant wait to use these lol.

 

[TooPowerful4u]

OK guys... i need one for a coworker im cool with where i can respond and make him feel stupid without makin myself look like a jerk lol.

 

[Sandblaster]

Cmon guys, lets hear it. Whats your favorite ways to respond to the top two comments im sure most of us hear? Im looking for some funny or new ways to respond since i hear this so much lol, lets get creative. . .

1. Your only big or you only look like that because of all the drugs you take.

2. I could look exactly like you if i did all the roids you do.

Always answer a question with another question...

1. Really, so spending 5 hours a week in the gym and eating 6 meals a day has nothing to do with it?

2. So, I could look exactly like you if I didn't do roids?

SB

 

[Snarf]

1. Hey thanks! You just reminded me its time for next dbol.

2. (see #1)

 

[TooPowerful4u]

2. So, I could look exactly like you if I didn't do roids?

SB

OMG LMAO

 

[Conan21]

I think when you try to defend yourself on how hard you work just makes u look stupid

i really like the.......whats ur point comment or..... yea but i bet i could fuck ur wife lol

another one that will reall get em caught speachless...

THEM: I'd never take steroids.....they are bad.......yadda yadda yadda....why do u do that....

I always respond.....hmm.....your probably right.....but then again, whats the point of even being alive in the first place if your not a jact up freak!!!