Some ones I've found funny
19 year old kid like 6'3 160lbs "back in high school I was 180lbs I was huge but now with college blah blah blah..."
same kid "you drink four protein shakes a day!? That's a lot bro I only drink one". "I bought some quick mass and have been taking one serving every Tuesday and Thursday but have only put on a couple pounds"
Guy tells my 19 year old buddy "your arms are huge bro, you don't even need to train them anymore, just focus on your chest now. That's how I do it, I focus on one body part at a time"
Hear this all the time "back when I was your age, I was benching blah blah for blah blah reps (totally unbelievable)
Some kid trying to convince my buddy that Jay Cutler was all natural while looking at a Mr. Olympia 2010 expo poster.
My girlfriends dad "I dont see why you focus so much on your body, once you hit 30 and have a job and family its all gonna go down hill, trust me I've been there". Note: He doesnt workout nor ever mentioned being ever focused on lifting weights, and drinks 7 or 8 beers each night.
Another is a 35 year old police officer telling my 19 year old natural buddy "hey bro everyone at the department is on this halotest 25 shit its great. You take like 2 caps a day, I put on 6lbs and kept like 4lbs. I get it at so and so vitamin shop for $99 a bottle" No mention of pct.
And another this 23 year old kid talking to me and my buddy "I'm gonna walk into so and so supplement store and go straight to the guy and the desk and demand the good shit, you know that dbol I know you have it back there bro" then claimed he did it before and got a bottle for $120 bucks lol
Last one i could go on forever, guy tells my buddy he started injecting and had been on for 6 weeks, my buddy asks him what pct hes going to run after and the guy says "WHATS THAT"? :banghead: