O/T I thought I heard it all.

[GoneForever]

So Im at an interview for GNC and the store manager is this wacky artsy chick who's a bit mental. She's telling me about how she's got all these kids,etc.. Anyway, she tells me that her boyfriend just died from a prescription overdose and then procedes to use these exact words "it wasnt really his fault b/c he knew he was O'd'ing and went to "GNC" to get a detoxifying drink, but the store was closed and it was too late" I just sat there in shock. I really thought Aston Kusher was gonna come out and I was on punk'd. I almost felt so bad for her mental state I was just gonna be upfront and tell her the truth that im looking for about 7hrs per week to work so I can just jack everything your store has and sell it on ebay

 

[Golgo13]

The common person is dumber than a bag of rocks.. This woman probably votes...

 

[Kane]

The common person is dumber than a bag of rocks.. This woman probably votes...

Sad but true. Some of the stupid things that come out of peoples mouths amaze me. Makes me wonder if they're truly that idiotic or if they just don't think before they speak.

Fourthgen will be able to take over as mgr there in no time. If this woman is bringing up something like that during a job interview, I can't imagine that she's doing a good job of running the place.

 

[W8killa]

why do these things always happen at gnc?

 

[tkav1980]

id love to work for her..imagine all the crazy shit you could get her to do..like a hand stand on the roof of your car while your driving through the parking lot ala teen wolf!

 

[nosmas]

So Im at an interview for GNC and the store manager is this wacky artsy chick who's a bit mental. She's telling me about how she's got all these kids,etc.. Anyway, she tells me that her boyfriend just died from a prescription overdose and then procedes to use these exact words "it wasnt really his fault b/c he knew he was O'd'ing and went to "GNC" to get a detoxifying drink, but the store was closed and it was too late" I just sat there in shock. I really thought Aston Kusher was gonna come out and I was on punk'd. I almost felt so bad for her mental state I was just gonna be upfront and tell her the truth that im looking for about 7hrs per week to work so I can just jack everything your store has and sell it on ebay

thats fucking hellarious.

 

[GoneForever]

id love to work for her..imagine all the crazy shit you could get her to do..like a hand stand on the roof of your car while your driving through the parking lot ala teen wolf!

I know lol, i was gonna take the job but pay was so shitty, even if you pulled in tons of commision you cant really pass $10 per hour b/c its a lower volume store. That right there pissed me off and I was gonna take it anway and really rip them off since GNC is such corporate scum and im a big beliver in stealing from the rich but they wanted me to do 40hrs per week. They needed me so bad I could have told them im gonna come in nude with only otomix boots on and only sell women pro hormones.

 

[blackhole]

speaking of GNC one of my good friends used to work there, and there was this majorly dorky manager Steven S.

this was years ago and we used to prank call him, nothing awful just foolish stuff.

me and some friends would call and have speakerphone on. i would tell him that i bought some sunflower seed there and i noticed that one of them was actually a bug, and that i couldnt stop vomitting - all the while making pretend vomits sounds. this guy would literally sit there and listen for like 10 minutes. (by the way i guess that actually happens with sunflower seeds)

other times i would call and say that i was shooting myself with roids and that i hit my sciatic nerve. i told him i was paralyzed and had to dial the phones with my nose. omg he was so calm and he tried to be helpful. it was hilarious

sometimes i would go in (he didnt know my friend worked there, hence didnt know me). i would say "my boy Jake sent me in, told me to ask about the back room". he looked puzzled. i would say 'you know the BACK ROOM, where you keep the real stuff. its ok Jake sent me". he insisted that there was no back room, so politely. also there was no jake just a name i made up