SOME OF THE MORE STUPID STORIES I'VE HEARD ABOUT STEROIDS

[gridlock]

I just spoke to a girl who works for me who was saying a guy at her gym was on steroids and that he shouldn't take them as it will shrink his dick and make him fat. Despite whatever you say people have some strange ideas on the steroids themselves or on how to take them.

Another random one I heard was that if you take hgh you have to stay on the dosage that you start with and always has to be on that as long as you take it and it has to be every day at the exact same time or it will cause the newly made muscle to rot!?!?!?!?

some of the crap people spout is bordering on amazing. I was just wondering what sort of shit you've come across

 

[pumpt73]

These should be some fun replies. I've had many myself.

A few years ago, before that little debacle happened, I had started to get some great stuff. Well this put a crimp on the guys who were also supplying in my gym. Now mind you, there's only a handful of guys who train seriously. Well I had recieved my first order. And took one dose of a particular AAS. Well about 3 days later, I felt sick. So I went to my doc, and he checked the ears. I had a horrible ear infection. Now, mind you I did a glute shot. Well somehow these other 2 bozo's picked up on this and apparently I got an inner ear infection from a shot that I did in my glute!!!!

 

[BigCracker]

According to the fat ass midwesterners that actually attended my 20 yr high school reunion I have had at least 3 AAS induced heart attacks so far. I musta missed the memo???

 

[Thick1]

When I was training I overheard these group of guys saying "if you take steroids you will get big and you don't even have to workout." Never saw them again hummmm.

 

[Chrysler]

I hear the penis one a lot. That shit cracks me up. If anything the opposite is true.

 

[sam1976]

lets see. where to start....i had a coworker tell me that "at first, steroids work well, but over time you need more and more and the more you take, the more they slowly destroy your brain. years down the road, you have no control over yourself. thats what happened to that wrestler who killed his family. happens all the time"

 

[dabeast75]

people are just plain stupid

There are so many myths out there its actually not even funny. First thing i ever heard was that its fatal for your heart, and that a body builder's heart actually "exploded" one time.

Another doctor told me that they are responsible for brain tumors.

A lot of comments i heard are along the lines that you dont need to work hard to get the muscle, i.e. i can pin my ass and just sit on my couch and watch Gossip Girl or Lipstick Jungle all day long... and of course that the second you drop the juice you deflate like a hot air balloon.

Oh, and my favorite is that body builders arent actually very strong. They just have a lot of muscle and "look" strong.

Most girls talk about the small dick thing though... and that people get aggressive. Some truth to it (well, not your dick but your balls DO get smaller for sure!), but FORGET trying to indoctrinate anybody about it and that you have more side effects from most anti-depressants your doctor will prescrible to you the moment you say you feel a little down recently. We have a culture of morons educated by television. And people who are on the juice are evil criminals, the equivalent to crack heads and meth addicts, suicidial antisocial renegades waiting to explode and committ the next VA tech shooting. Tried to educate a girlfriend of mine (at the time) and it was like pissing in the wind. She knew better. long live the truth. wohoo.

 

[sodzl]

That fat guy that always says "Well I could look like that if I took steroids"

 

[ConanX]

Dick shrinks down to nothingness. That is one I hear all the time from girls. I was watching a tv show with my girl a few years back and a commercial came on with some bodybuilder and I was like "damn, he's jacked" and she said "wow are you kidding me? he probably has no penis by now with all the steroids he's on. that's disgusting"

I have also heard that the muscle is all show. There are no strength benefits. I have heard that "steroid muscles" are soft. I have heard that it makes you a psycopath.

But what I always hear is "oh...that guy is on steroids" like it's a bad thing,but the people couldn't actually tell you what the bad thing is, jsut that "well...steroids are bad!"

 

[SecondAct]

I love when people get a hydrocortisone creme for a rash and think it will make them big, or they complain to doctors out of fear of growing muscles(my gf grandma). I actually had a kid argue that hydrocortisone 17 butyrate(dermatological creme) was lke d-bol because of the 17 in the name.

 

[ConanX]

I love when people get a hydrocortisone creme for a rash and think it will make them big, or they complain to doctors out of fear of growing muscles(my gf grandma). I actually had a kid argue that hydrocortisone 17 butyrate(dermatological creme) was lke d-bol because of the 17 in the name.

If I remember correctly, Chris Brown's defence as to why he beat the crap out of Rihanna was because he had "roid rage" from some type of prescribed medical steroid.

 

[RV63T]

how about the the guy who wanted to stick the syringe in his A hole insted of injecting it. for better and quicker results. dont know if he ever did it.

 

[jm425]

It's the morons on aas that do stupid shit to end up on the 10 o'clock news that give all bbers a bad name. Example: Greg Valentino.

 

[dabeast75]

Gotta love the fitness model types who are skinny as shit. the moment you give them a bit of advice on how to bulk up a little (i.e. stop doing just abs or change your routine every once in a decade) they instantly tell you how they dont want to get too big "because once I was working out so much and I just blew up like arnold and then I just didnt really feel that agile anymore and stuff"... acting as if they transformed into dorian yates overnight when in reality they were probably just sore for the very first time in their lives and maybe put on 1/4 of a pound because they did something else besides ab crunches. its pure delusion.

 

[Thick1]

how about the the guy who wanted to stick the syringe in his A hole insted of injecting it. for better and quicker results. dont know if he ever did it.

I remember that one he curled himself up and wanted to inject the rubber part of his a--hole

 

[SisyphusRocks]

I remember that one he curled himself up and wanted to inject the rubber part of his a--hole

I saw this somewhere before too
he wanted to inject the o ring. Lol

 

[kid1dakota]

I love when people get a hydrocortisone creme for a rash and think it will make them big, or they complain to doctors out of fear of growing muscles(my gf grandma). I actually had a kid argue that hydrocortisone 17 butyrate(dermatological creme) was lke d-bol because of the 17 in the name.

yep,lol!! I said this in another thread before.This dude was whispering to me how these steroids are really starting to work.Turns out he was on something for bronchitis!

 

[Bilbo]

I have heard that steroids.......

1) Raise blood pressure
2) Raise bad cholesterol
3) Raise hematocrit to dangerous levels
4) Shrink testicles
5) Cause major hormonal imbalance
6) Disrupt HPT axis
7) Lead to heart attacks
8) Lead to strokes
9) Cause depression
10) Get you thrown in jail
11) Cause acne


Oh wait, those are all true.

 

[xxsuprman22xx]

I have heard that steroids.......

1) Raise blood pressure
2) Raise bad cholesterol
3) Raise hematocrit to dangerous levels
4) Shrink testicles
5) Cause major hormonal imbalance
6) Disrupt HPT axis
7) Lead to heart attacks
8) Lead to strokes
9) Cause depression
10) Get you thrown in jail
11) Cause acne


Oh wait, those are all true.

 

[Jeremy24]

I like when people try to talk to me about steroids and attribute all people sgains to steroids and not the traing, eating, rest that goes along with it. Like they can eat a bowl of cheerios a day and grow because of AAS. lol