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I was going to type a long articulated reply but eventually decided to sum it all up in four words.
WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK.
Bro, it's an actual fetish, Ive been in the fetish club scene for decades and olny heard of it..then. I was bouncing at a strip club, this guy comes in asking the girls for this. Offering to give them slim fast shakes and hundreds of dollars.
 
Find something like a sugar free desert that has a lot of sugar alcohols, get the family size and eat the whole thing. Thank me later

Ps dont move further than like 5 feet from a toilet and wear some old shorts and underwear you dont care about

Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears.

Eat a few handfuls and enjoy the ride.

Or just read the reviews on Amazon for the laughs.
 
Yes. Raw quick oats.
Señor Juan, this is the problem

I had to cut oats out completely, in any form. Just too much gas

If you try water + whey isolate, and you don’t have a dairy allergy, I’d be surprised if that gave you an abnormal amount of gas

But if you’re happy doing what you’re doing it’s kinda irrelevant 🤷🏻‍♂️
 
Señor Juan, this is the problem

I had to cut oats out completely, in any form. Just too much gas

If you try water + whey isolate, and you don’t have a dairy allergy, I’d be surprised if that gave you an abnormal amount of gas

But if you’re happy doing what you’re doing it’s kinda irrelevant 🤷🏻‍♂️
It reminds me of riding horses. They eat oats and they sure do fart a lot. But I really love my oats so as long as nobody else is around I’ll be an oat farting machine. 😀
 
For some reason, can’t quit figure out why, my cpap fills my gut up with a ton of air sometimes. The next morning is brutal and actually painful. I can literally like rip em like 10 seconds at at time constantly for an hour or so
Bro im pretty sure it shouldn't be like that. Try recalibrate the cpap or maybe the better option for you will be bipap?
 
Beer kills me. Had one 16oz draft last night and been ripping up a storm overnight and this morning. Horrible. It's a trend.

The less I drink alcohol the more severe the reaction too. Not just gas but sleep disruption, feel the next morning.
 
Bro im pretty sure it shouldn't be like that. Try recalibrate the cpap or maybe the better option for you will be bipap?
Thanks man definitely something to consider. It’s cranked up pretty high because my episodes jump up if it’s not.
It’s got an auto-set mode also, may try that.

It doesn’t happen super often. I’ve been focusing on falling asleep breathing out of my nose but some I’m stuffed up and that’s not an option
 
Thanks man definitely something to consider. It’s cranked up pretty high because my episodes jump up if it’s not.
It’s got an auto-set mode also, may try that.

It doesn’t happen super often. I’ve been focusing on falling asleep breathing out of my nose but some I’m stuffed up and that’s not an option

Your issue isn't uncommon. If I take on extra air it's either mega burbs at night (epic movie shit!) or farts the next morning. Lower pressure helped me some. I also run a bi-pap. I gradually lowered pressure and monitored events to make sure they weren't creeping up. I still run really high pressures for most but eliminated 70% of the issue without events rising.
 
I had that for years until recently, 2 months ago, my doctor told me not to have any protein shakes, only solid food. I noticed right away my gas was gone. I mean completely gone. I love my chocolate protein/oat shakes so I started drinking them again, and farting again. But, at least now I know what to do if I start dating a hot woman again. If she’s fat then she’s getting all of my 5 protein shakes a day putrid green gas! 💨
Yea I just got tired of shakes a few years back and I barely fart, shit three times a day still but I came to the same conclusion. If she’s fat but that means huge tits I’m all in. This big ass craze befuddles me I want big fucking tits-full stop.
 
In 9 years of living with 3 pretty girlfriends I never heard them fart. One time I smelled cherries and asked my girlfriend if she smelled cherries because it smelled real good. She started laughing and said she farted. How can a pretty girl fart a cherry pie while I fart rotten eggs? I think God has a great sense of humor and I must have been a real dick in a past life.
But then came the fat girl I dated. I farted loud and she farted louder. I had never experienced that before. So I farted again, and she farted even louder, 3 times in a row establishing her dominance. It was a triple bagger!
Lesson learned! No fat chicks for JJ!!! No Sir!
 
I almost never fart. How can I join the club? Feeling a bit like an outcast 😿
Get yourself some really cheap whey protein from walmart and combine with ice cream and egg white shakes. Your welcome!
 
Get yourself some really cheap whey protein from walmart and combine with ice cream and egg white shakes. Your welcome!
Another go to for me and gas: 4-5 Full size(4oz) lenny and larrys protein cookies, I like to add coconut oil on them like butter. Absolute destruction between the plant protein, the gluten the sugars and the 50+ grams of fiber it is....................really something. lol
 
Haha yes those reviews are hilarious 😂
It’s no joke! My buddy’s best friend was runner up in the women’s USA bodybuilding show back in the day. This girl was my roommate for awhile. I swear all she lived on was boiled boneless, skinless chicken breasts and boiled cabbage. One day she was dying to cheat on her diet so she bought a bag of sugar-free gummy bears that were sweetened with sorbitol or one of those fake sweeteners that are used in baby laxatives. She blew out the toilet and that darn bathroom didn’t have a fan or poop spray air freshener. It was like a dark cloud followed her out of the bathroom and into the family room where a group of us were playing some board game. Now, you have to realize, this was back in the very early days of women’s bodybuilding when they still looked feminine, and she was natural and freaking hot! 🔥 She, at this time, was a dancer in Vegas. 95Lbs of sexy perfection with a brand new DD boob job. We all wanted to f@ck her! Imagine a group of guys seeing this goddess coming from the bathroom with a smell Satan himself would be envious of. We all looked at each other and didn’t say a word. Not a peep! It was brutal to act like we didn’t smell anything. From that day on I don’t think I’ve had sugar free candy. 🍭 👧
One day later on, my girlfriend walked in right when this same girl took her shirt off showing me her new boob job. That was a bad day for me. 🤣
 
Get yourself some really cheap whey protein from walmart and combine with ice cream and egg white shakes. Your welcome!
Mate, I never said "please make me a mass destruction wheapon" 😒
 
Iv been drinking the cheapest whey at wallmart for 3 weeks. It works just fine tastes as good as any other protein lol I get no gas from it. The only gas I get is if I drink that egg protein then it’s bad lol
 
I’ve had a lady friend in town the last few days and I been dropping some of the nastiest fart bombs. Every 30 minutes I gotta make up some excuse to walk into another room in my house just to let one rip. Felt like sharing. Kisses.
I’m not understanding why you’re leaving the room…you’re in Louisiana bro..let that bitch rip!! It’s no worse than the smell of bourbon street
 
Iv been drinking the cheapest whey at wallmart for 3 weeks. It works just fine tastes as good as any other protein lol I get no gas from it. The only gas I get is if I drink that egg protein then it’s bad lol
Muscle milk fucks me up real bad..like, I gotta go on eBay and buy a new #2 sized asshole bad
 
Muscle milk fucks me up real bad..like, I gotta go on eBay and buy a new #2 sized asshole bad
I don’t drink muscle Milk that shit is gross and always has been gross. So much sugar in it too.
 
Thank you for sharing this information slesh.

I woke up this morning wondering this exact thing--how often does slesh let one rip?

Thankfully you adressed this concern only a few hours later. Your in depth insight is always appreciated
You’re more than welcome to put my profile on “ignore”
 

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