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slesh · Jul 10, 2024

She just left - flight was delayed two days because of the hurricane

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Sectør · Jul 10, 2024

slesh said:
You’re more than welcome to put my profile on “ignore”

I was very genuine in my response slesh. There's no reason to get defensive

SouthernMuscle · Jul 11, 2024

Vanguards said:
I was very genuine in my response slesh. There's no reason to get defensive

Your intent got muddled for two reasons:

Difficult to infer tone via text

You’re attempting to be cheeky w a complete stranger so how would he know you’re joking

grapeape · Jul 11, 2024

Its like my lawyer says. Deny, Deny, Deny. Claim its your spouse, after three months, make her a suprise doctors visit to get to the root cause of her bad gas, then ask if its normal for women to not know they are farting and in turn blame their spouse.

3BILLS · Jul 11, 2024

I try not to fart to much in front of my gf but when I do she thinks it's funny

#lucky

solarsentinel1 · Jul 11, 2024

Slesh...you are the "Bruce Wayne Industries R&D Division" of the board. Thanks to you, I have have innovative technologies for gripping my syringes for unique angles of approach to a blanket that feels like I am sleeping under silky ice even when it is 105 degrees out and the house AC is struggling. My Sous Vide Machine is on order, and I am awaiting your report on the AC Mattress with baited breath. You are like a one man CES.tech event for the bodybuilding lifestyle and I appreciate you.

So...with regards to flatulence...... I thought I would do some research on your behalf.....

Brother- one cannot make this shit up:

https://www.amazon.com/Flatulence-D...149&sprefix=charcoal+fart+fil,aps,1235&sr=8-1

https://www.trendhunter.com/trends/fart-tracker

https://www.inverse.com/innovation/fart-monitoring-ai

slesh · Jul 11, 2024

solarsentinel1 said:
Slesh...you are the "Bruce Wayne Industries R&D Division" of the board. Thanks to you, I have have innovative technologies for gripping my syringes for unique angles of approach to a blanket that feels like I am sleeping under silky ice even when it is 105 degrees out and the house AC is struggling. My Sous Vide Machine is on order, and I am awaiting your report on the AC Mattress with baited breath. You are like a one man CES.tech event for the bodybuilding lifestyle and I appreciate you.

So...with regards to flatulence...... I thought I would do some research on your behalf.....

Brother- one cannot make this shit up:

https://www.amazon.com/Flatulence-Digestive-Intestinal-Eliminator-Diverticulitis/dp/B083GC8WWG/ref=sr_1_1?crid=19UISJREMX961&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.PPnmh_-BRS46kLLZJREzAQzi66CHIhGhfL1WDHn7D9ubVFkVgu_Ob9Qvx_rtOzCihL72nt7zGIVa_nIuX4Dc_Ysezn4WdTGM5UgIebc1hnJdjiWsLzJyq-Xi_HArsIGdK9kreGUz_S8ONcJCQxkhYz0FeZwca7H6BnNx4mJ4ARepJWPWsOncotVpH4YPkrQcnPul9C9Ou9-S63YTPhbunSmpK2VFs8rGCxBlX2GA6Tg.lC4w1o0abbpWm_NA8K75OM-G1cMR57zP3ZVRga4Aefc&dib_tag=se&keywords=charcoal+fart+filter&qid=1720719149&sprefix=charcoal+fart+fil,aps,1235&sr=8-1

https://www.trendhunter.com/trends/fart-tracker

https://www.inverse.com/innovation/fart-monitoring-ai

Haha you’re the best. Those are hilarious.

cage99 · Jul 11, 2024

solarsentinel1 said:
Slesh...you are the "Bruce Wayne Industries R&D Division" of the board. Thanks to you, I have have innovative technologies for gripping my syringes for unique angles of approach to a blanket that feels like I am sleeping under silky ice even when it is 105 degrees out and the house AC is struggling. My Sous Vide Machine is on order, and I am awaiting your report on the AC Mattress with baited breath. You are like a one man CES.tech event for the bodybuilding lifestyle and I appreciate you.

So...with regards to flatulence...... I thought I would do some research on your behalf.....

Brother- one cannot make this shit up:

https://www.amazon.com/Flatulence-D...149&sprefix=charcoal+fart+fil,aps,1235&sr=8-1

https://www.trendhunter.com/trends/fart-tracker

https://www.inverse.com/innovation/fart-monitoring-ai

F’n hysterical!!!! Lmao… I’m naturally not a gassy dude. Thank god! I don’t have to worry about the foul smell around the wife. She doesn’t fart around me neither… I couldn’t be with a woman that had no problem rippin em in front of me. That’s a HARD NOPE!!!!

Cage