What? Dude, I kick their ass! First, I spear hand'em in the throat. Then, I roundhouse kick'em on the side of the head. Then, I spin hook kick'em on the other side of the head. I this point, they're pretty dazed. I will then kick'em in the nutz (unless it's a chick, in which case, I kick'em on the pelvic bone), then I'll give'em a neck breaker (the "bk stunner"). At this point, they're semi-conscious on the floor. I will then pull a weight tree loaded with 45 # plates over on their legs so they can't move. While they're pinned under the weight, I'll climb to the top of the Smith Machine and leap from it, crashing down upon them with all 300 # of my being "big splash" style. After that, the janitor mops'em up and the lesson is learned:
Nehhhhver, ehhhhhhver, ask bk if he juices AGAIN!
Or, I'll just tell'em I never touched gear in my life.