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So... Nec made a booboo this week. Monday I was rearranging part of the weight room, tripped over a rogue dumbbell, and landed on the deadlift jack. The sharp, prong like part. Where did I land? On my inner thigh, about 3 inches from the jewels. At first I got up and was laughing at myself for my own clumsiness, but then saw everyone looking at me. Well, more specifically, they were looking at my pants. I looked down and saw a quickly enlarging bloodstain on my sweats. Instead of reacting like a normal human being and worrying about my health, all I said was:
"Goddamnit I wanted to squat tonight!"
It definitely looked like I was bleeding from the cock, but I dropped trow right there in the middle of the gym to check, and sure enough it was just my inner thigh... and it was fucking awesome. Adipose tissue was falling out, blood was flowing freely from the wound, and I just laughed more. People offered to call an ambulance or drive me to the hospital, but I refused and just drove myself. By the time I got there blood was dripping out my pant leg and left a trail all through the emergency room. Long story short, they had to clamp an artery, stitch me up internally then I got a dozen stitches on the outside. The doc told me to take 10 days off before resuming training... I took a day. In fact, I plan to squat tonight. Ain't shit gonna keep me from training!
This is a pic of the leg after the artery was clamped and the wound cleaned by the nurse, enjoy!
"Goddamnit I wanted to squat tonight!"
It definitely looked like I was bleeding from the cock, but I dropped trow right there in the middle of the gym to check, and sure enough it was just my inner thigh... and it was fucking awesome. Adipose tissue was falling out, blood was flowing freely from the wound, and I just laughed more. People offered to call an ambulance or drive me to the hospital, but I refused and just drove myself. By the time I got there blood was dripping out my pant leg and left a trail all through the emergency room. Long story short, they had to clamp an artery, stitch me up internally then I got a dozen stitches on the outside. The doc told me to take 10 days off before resuming training... I took a day. In fact, I plan to squat tonight. Ain't shit gonna keep me from training!
This is a pic of the leg after the artery was clamped and the wound cleaned by the nurse, enjoy!