Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will.
-Vince Lombardi
“I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious”
"All parts of the body which have function, if used in moderation and exercised in the labours to which each is accustomed, become thereby well developed and age slowly, but if unused and left idle, they become liable to diesease, defective in growth and age quickly."