What do women say about your shrunken balls? (Srs)

[BALDNAZI]

I don’t remember the last time I ever saw them, they disappeared years ago. My wife says it’s ok so whatever

 

[Thappy]

i look like a desexed dog when i fuck. crawl up inside me lol. Only thing i miss is the balls slapping against their ass. Now its just an empty sack

 

[maldorf]

i look like a desexed dog when i fuck. crawl up inside me lol. Only thing i miss is the balls slapping against their ass. Now its just an empty sack

An empty satchel huh?

 

[pheenix]

Nothing.. just as long as the other thing good to go The balls are not pounding you like 94-6 chop meat

 

[Thappy]

An empty satchel huh?

sack def hangs lower than my balls normally, when he is happy they creep right up, no complaints yet and has been well distributed.

 

[EWRECK]

Man your shaft is thic......oh nevermind, you’ve just got tiny nuts.

 

[maldorf]

You know you have tiny nuts when.......

 

[EWRECK]

You know you have tiny nuts when.......

The ladies call you Skittles.

 

[maldorf]

You are jealous of the size of the family pet's nuts.

 

[graybass]

Listen girls I've been with all say they hate big hanging balls!!!! Big hanging balls are normally called "Old Man Balls!" fuck that!

 

[Kaladryn]

Ask yourself this, when watching (straight) porn, do you like the male pornstar to have big fat fertile loaded ballz, or small shrunken empty ballz?

 

[Alzadosghost]

No one has ever mentioned it. How the hell would they know the difference. Mine hardly change size anyhow

 

[jaxino]

With 500iu hcg a couple of times a month mine are fine..... without it no girl ever said anything..

 

[Biggerp73]

There are ways to enlarge them, outside of HCG, if you are dedicated enough. I haven't tried pumping and hanging weights from
the testicles, but both presumably work just like the same works for enlarging the penis itself. At least, that's what has been reported. And it makes al the physiological sense in the world.

Listen girls I've been with all say they hate big hanging balls!!!! Big hanging balls are normally called "Old Man Balls!" fuck that!

Sounds like girls who say they don't like muscle but once they date you they love your muscle.

Before I cause insecurity among my fellow mates who struggle with feelings of inadequacy - let me say despite the fact virtually every woman is turned on by big packages, they still have tiny little vaginas that get off on skinny little two inch dildos and tiny little single fingers. What you got is plenty.

Ask yourself this, when watching (straight) porn, do you like the male pornstar to have big fat fertile loaded ballz, or small shrunken empty ballz?

This is a trap

 

[Kaladryn]

Stole the joke from Ron White

 

[brutus69]

i sure miss my big balls....they were the full 25 on the orchidometer chart, perhaps even a tad bigger. check out the orchidomoter chart.
now? im down to maybe 10-14 inbetween.

 

[bad rad]

^^^ Same here, mine were huge before TRT but shrink a lot without hCG.

 

[SWOLNUTZ]

So when using the Orchidometer chart, should you just press your balls against the screen? Or put the screen under your balls?

 

[SWOLNUTZ]

You can count on me coming out of retirement when the topic touches testicles or my name ain't SWOLNUTZ!

 

[pimpman]

Just tell her baby I'm all dick