What do women say about your shrunken balls? (Srs)

[b_cornelius]

I don't understand the question. Do you mean the way that my balls are dwarfed by my huge dick?

 

[Diesel618]

You are jealous of the size of the family pet's nuts.

I don't think mine were ever as big as my dog's tbh. Hard to remember. Its probably about time to stud him out come to think of it.

 

[DrBeefcake777]

What a coincidence bc earlier I’m bartending and this gorgeous lesbian comes in who used to work where I work for 6 years, so everyone was coming and saying hi says “You have great hair especially for being almost 35.” I said “well I also take testosterone infections so it’s genetic” She said oh so I guess you just have small balls, not that I’ve ever really seen any.

I said no there’s HCG you can take to plump em up. TRT is like iPhone. If you need something “there’s an app for that”

And off topic she’s trying to recruit me to her bar/club and makes about $300-500 a night and made $450 last night. It’s tip share, so I hope if I get the position I’m put with a tenured hottie with regulars like her. 3 days a week and $1000 is what I want so I can start other endeavors and still have enough with my girls salary to hit the 100K mark annually and have time to work on what I want to do.

 

[DrBeefcake777]

I don't understand the question. Do you mean the way that my balls are dwarfed by my huge dick?

so you’re the guy that says crazy shit online huh? That’s me in real life. Zero filter I say what I want to fuckin say bc comedy has no boundaries.

Comedy is the last true free speech we have in cancel culture

 

[Tomgrass]

Ask yourself this, when watching (straight) porn, do you like the male pornstar to have big fat fertile loaded ballz, or small shrunken empty ballz?

I would have a serious conversation with myself if instead looking at woman I would start admire some dude balls

 

[Kaladryn]

I would have a serious conversation with myself if instead looking at woman I would start admire some dude balls

Did you watch the Ron White video?

 

[N.L....M.....]

I’ve never had one comment on my balls. By the time they see them we are about to have sex anyway. If a woman takes the time to comment on your balls then you’re doing something wrong.

 

[goback2013]

I’ve never had one comment on my balls. By the time they see them we are about to have sex anyway. If a woman takes the time to comment on your balls then you’re doing something wrong.

right.. about a week ago, while running, i met this soccer mom out on the trail.. fast forward to the weekend and i work the shit out of her, while we're both lit on some strong sativa.
anyway, the only comment she really had was to apologize for not warning me she's a squirter... one time when i pulled out, she squirted all over the place.
i dealt with squirters before, but this was next level.
no comment on balls.. all she cared about was my rod hitting that spot and the resulting orgasms.

 

[DrBeefcake777]

I don't understand the question. Do you mean the way that my balls are dwarfed by my huge dick?

That would be classified as a cock now sir, Sounds like you've been beyond dick status for a while. When its large and in charge its cock status, dick is average, penis is slightly below average, and micro-penis is head doesnt make it outside a circumsized foreskin. Just a hiding little turtle head.

I wish all you gents have a decent mushroom tip. Amen

 

[DrBeefcake777]

I had nut cancer so ball size doesn't matter, they don't even notice if you're missing one tbh

 

[SouthernMuscle]

right.. about a week ago, while running, i met this soccer mom out on the trail.. fast forward to the weekend and i work the shit out of her, while we're both lit on some strong sativa.
anyway, the only comment she really had was to apologize for not warning me she's a squirter... one time when i pulled out, she squirted all over the place.
i dealt with squirters before, but this was next level.
no comment on balls.. all she cared about was my rod hitting that spot and the resulting orgasms.

Fuckin hell yeah! Internet high five brother

 

[Tomgrass]

Did you watch the Ron White video?

No should I?

 

[buck]

When I was bent over picking something up when I was naked and my X GF was behind she would be going off about great my balls looked and how much see like looking at them. Personally I don't think it was my look or my proudest moment....

 

[maldorf]

When I was bent over picking something up when I was naked and my X GF was behind she would be going off about great my balls looked and how much see like looking at them. Personally I don't think it was my look or my proudest moment....

Sounds like she wanted to grab ahold of them and start milking you!

 

[Kaladryn]

So there are prosthetic balls you can get for your neutered dog, they come in 3 sizes, the funny (or sad) part is that everyone who gets them always gets the largest size for their dog, it looks uncomfortable...

 

[maldorf]

So there are prosthetic balls you can get for your neutered dog, they come in 3 sizes, the funny (or sad) part is that everyone who gets them always gets the largest size for their dog, it looks uncomfortable...

Do they make them for cats? I have 3 neutered boys. They are Sphynx cats so don't have any hair and everything is hanging out to see!

 

[Kaladryn]

Do they make them for cats? I have 3 neutered boys. They are Sphynx cats so don't have any hair and everything is hanging out to see!

You know they do!

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[buck]

So there are prosthetic balls you can get for your neutered dog, they come in 3 sizes, the funny (or sad) part is that everyone who gets them always gets the largest size for their dog, it looks uncomfortable...

Would have been cheaper to give him a vasectomy....

 

[Kaladryn]

Would have been cheaper to give him a vasectomy....

YES! Vasectomies are now available for dogs which is a huge improvement imo, they should get to keep their natural hormone production. It's against the law to neuter dogs in Norway and it should be here, it's cruel.

 

[Kaladryn]

Norwegians Believe Spaying or Neutering a Dog is Cruel

Norwegians believe spaying or neutering a dog is cruel. Yet they do not have any problems with unwanted pets... "You can see he's still got his balls."

www.jennifermargulis.net